Me: Honey, how many pairs of socks are you wearing?
Him: Um, two. My shoes.. they stretched maybe? They’re too big.
Me: … ?? …
Him: I think I figured it out, though! I think none of my shoes fit because I actually need a narrow. My feet are narrow!
Me: So what you’re telling me is that you’ve finally realized your shoes don’t fit because you’ve been buying the wrong size??
Him: Well, when you put it that way it just sounds stupid.
