Truckin’

You know that line in Truckin’ that goes, “Livin’ on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine..”?  When I was little (and at the apex of my Grateful Dead listening), I used to think it was “Livin’ on Ritz, vitamin C, and caffeine.” 
This morning for breakfast I had just about that, some Low-Fat Ritz I’d scrounged in [...]

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I’m not dead yet..

I’m in near-panic attack mode with the last two weeks of class, and I have a huge two-day meeting at work Monday and Tuesday.
I’m not dead, not even really missing, just miserable.  I’ll be back in a few, hopefully with a good story or two from the meeting..  or something.

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Was bored at lunch…

I picked this up from someone I read regularly and wrote it over lunch.  I would like to add that since I typed it up, today has also become the day my good friend’s boyfriend announced he is going to use his (really big and fantastic and he totally deserves it) bonus on their dog-getting [...]

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Vindication

OK, as much as you guys (my 3 somewhat-loyal readers or something..) suck at taking pop quizzes, I’m in a great mood today.
Project Runway was grand.  Michael Kors and Kate Spade are both snarky.  I love it!  It makes me want more shoes.  Also, there is a (female) designer who looks like Larry from The War [...]

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Pop Quiz!

What happens tonight at 10:00 EST time?
Who is my favorite German supermodel?
Exactly how excited am I?

I’ll think happy thoughts this evening about anyoe who gets the answers right.  But only during the commercials.

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Whaaa?

I cannot fucking believe it.  It happened again.  I went to Harris Teeter.  I picked out tomatoes.  I paid for tomatoes.  Tomatoes did not come home with me.
I am stunned.  And apparently not having tomatoes in my salads this week.
UPDATED 7/12 am:  As I was walking out of the apartment this morning, I suddenly remembered [...]

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Fat

Talking with my roommate last night, we realized neither of us has been to the gym in about two weeks.  However, I do have this under my belt, as the ever-so-appropriate saying goes…
Sat, 7/1: NYC!  Mediocre Mexican food whose mediocre nature was masked by an unholy amount of cheese (and it’s gotta be a lot [...]

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Surgeon General’s Warning

Apparently smoking can be hazardous to your psyche.
Saturday night was shaping up to be enough of a hassle as it was…  I had dinner with a college ex, who then kept me company at the bar til the Boy got off work.  And who then suddenly transformed into an awkward leach-like object who stayed longer [...]

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