Ha. I did it.
http://portfolios.gmu.edu/eauckerman/edit526/finalproject/index.html
Please view in Firefox or Opera. It looks better and won’t suck your soul like IE. (I’m not sure what it will do in Safari. Possibly jump out of the monitor and ask you for a waltz.) Also please ignore the self-serving blather on the first page. I’ll try to tighten that up before I turn it in, but eh.. not being graded on content.
Instead, am being graded on things like THE CONTACT PAGE! Because it WORKS! You can CONTACT ME! I honestly have no idea how I created that. I’m so pleased.