Boy: Ohhh, Victoria’s Secret shopping bag. Did you buy anything interesting?
Me: Interesting like the brown sweater? Why would I do that? My sweater is already feeling slighted, do you think a bra would make it feel better?
Boy: I think a g-string with a bow would make it feel better!
In other news, I was looking on VS website for an example of the exact atrocity my boyfriend would like me to wear, and instead found this. And I kind of laughed and snorted and I think some salad dressing came out my nose. GOD, can someone please get engaged so I can gift that?
OMG, that is PRICELESS.
I was going to tell you that I was engaged before I actually followed the link. Now, I’m pretty sure I won’t tell anyone, just in case they want to send that to me.
Wow.
There are no more words for that.
what is a removable musical element? what does that mean?