Posted in assorted culture, i like stuff, wine and cheese and other staples on June 30, 2006 | 5 Comments »
Leaving work in just a few to head up to NY for the weekend. This was supposed to be the annual good times in Long Island 4th of July thing where my friend’s parents grill us food and let us use their pool. Unfortunately, I have to come back on Sunday to work on Monday. [...]
Posted in i like stuff, socially awkward on June 29, 2006 | 1 Comment »
After college I lived with my best friend for two years. Last September she left me like the hussy she is and went to grad school in Chicago. I assume we’re still pretty damn good friends because we converse over e-mail pretty much all day just like we’ll be meeting up for cheese and wine [...]
Posted in the boy on June 28, 2006 | 3 Comments »
Boy: Ohhh, Victoria’s Secret shopping bag. Did you buy anything interesting?
Me: Interesting like the brown sweater? Why would I do that? My sweater is already feeling slighted, do you think a bra would make it feel better?
Boy: I think a g-string with a bow would make it feel better!
In other news, I was looking on [...]
Posted in burning questions on June 27, 2006 | No Comments »
My cubicle is on the fourth, and top, floor of my office building. It has been raining for a damn week now. The ceiling tiles are caving in!!
Also, Victoria’s Secret is having their semi-annual sale.
Can anyone tell me why I am here?!?!
Posted in assorted culture, fretting on June 26, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Hellooo, Monday. I want desperately to go back to bed and maybe we can chat again on Tuesday, k?
There is something wrong with the East Coast. I haven't seen this much rain in ages. I keep checking out the window to make sure there is no mass two by two exodus. (Boy didn't get this [...]
Posted in socially awkward on June 22, 2006 | 4 Comments »
I got my haircut before I came into work this morning. I really love my hair stylist; I've been with her about 9 months. I was happy to come in mid-morning when it was quiet enough in the shop to actually talk to one another. She is a middle-aged immigant from El Salvador who has been here [...]
Posted in the boy on June 20, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Me: Ugh, that woman's shirt is heinous. What would you say if I showed up wearing that shirt?
Boy: Ew. Well, I would say you shirt was interesting.
Me: Interesting? Not, "Honey, your shirt is heinous!"?
Boy: No, interesting. Like I said about that sleeveless sweater you wore yesterday.
Me: !!
Posted in i like stuff on June 20, 2006 | No Comments »
And Goat is usually the calm, level-headed one…
